Portraits and Poppycock

physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: re...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:59:28 -0400

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

New Girl (x)

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:36:38 -0400

New Girl (x)

i thought of you, while in the shower and i thought of how nice it’d be to have your things among...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:32:34 -0400

i thought of you, while in the shower

and i thought of how nice it’d be

to have your things among my things

along the bathtub’s edge

and i imagined myself running out of soap

and using yours

and wearing you to work, and the grocery store

and i imagined that night, laying down beside you

and smelling your neck

and finding out where all my soap had gone

lexcanroar: Love Hurts by Melanie Churnock

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:31:54 -0400

lexcanroar:

Love Hurts by Melanie Churnock

ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:57:37 -0400

ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

pickled-johnlock: what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:52:35 -0400

pickled-johnlock:

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

You say exactly what you’re doing but in a sarcastic tone and hope they assume you’re joking.

quietprofanity: t0gekisses: I literally gasped #only a real...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:48:20 -0400

quietprofanity:

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

#only a real fan would drive that ugly ass thing around #give it to me

typette: I would be extremely okay with it if they just went...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:26:30 -0400

typette:

I would be extremely okay with it if they just went ahead and remade the Lion King as an animated movie but with humans

I dunno, inspired by the broadway or something.

….Don’t think about the logistics. Just do.

also open in this in another tab please

DO A-G! 'cause I'm tired and too lazy to really look at what the questions are

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:13:26 -0400

A: Are you a virgin?

Half

B: 3 Biggest Pet Peeves

When people put dishes back in the wrong place, when dishes that people “washed” are still dirty, and when people smell up the house with really shitty smelling food

C: Celebrity Crush

Jennifer Lawrence

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

I’d talk to Travis sooner (surprisingly, I wouldn’t change my college experience)

E: Do you smoke?

F: Do you drink?

Yes, and apparently too much for my mother

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

9.8 There’s always room for improvement

Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:36:47 -0400

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:52:30 -0400

olenna-redwyne: Sad Cat Diaries (x)

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:48:59 -0400

olenna-redwyne:

Sad Cat Diaries (x)

assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:45:45 -0400

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

havechanged: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:03:25 -0400

havechanged:

F. Scott Fitzgerald

ignorus: bicentral: Thought you guys might appreciate some hot...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:22:33 -0400

ignorus:

bicentral:

Thought you guys might appreciate some hot guys in kilts. I don’t own any of these images.

Good morning!

danclark: draven926: yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:13:51 -0400

danclark:

draven926:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

Oh my god.

lol

subterraneanbunnypig: Nailed it.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:58:29 -0400

subterraneanbunnypig:

Nailed it.

ruf1ohn1tram: fistman submitted: Here, I found you a more suitable glass. wow give me

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:04:33 -0400

ruf1ohn1tram:

fistman submitted:

Here, I found you a more suitable glass.

wow give me

Ron: No! Don’t eat those…

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:47:18 -0400

Ron: No! Don’t eat those…

rosired11: indab: ninthtravelingman: rosired11: okay after...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:26:18 -0400

rosired11:

indab:

ninthtravelingman:

rosired11:

okay after seeing these to i really do believe we need one of the ninth doctor guys

I think that would have to be the “Air from my lungs” gif.

I did it…

yay ~ you are officially amazing ^